Funny Name, Serious Beard Care
Behind the laughs is premium, handcrafted grooming designed to keep your beard soft, strong, and looking its best.
Premium Ingredients, No B.S.
No sulfates, parabens, or synthetic junk—just high-quality oils and balms that keep your beard healthy and touchable.
Small-Batch, Big Impact
Handcrafted in Oklahoma, our formulas are tested on beards, not in labs—because real results matter.
Real Beards, Real Results
"My Beard Finally Grew!"
"I tried everything—Walmart brands, daily shaving, nothing worked. Then Rusty Cock Beard Oil got a hold of my facial hair, and now my beard is fuller, faster-growing, and getting compliments! Highly recommend!"
Steven Alan James
"Thanks for Making My Wife Love Me Again!"
"Seriously though, this beard oil is the best. My beard feels like velvet, smells incredible, and hasn’t itched in a week! Thanks again for the great product!"
Scott Wood
"Softer, Fuller, & No More Beard Dandruff!"
"My beard is easier to manage, softer, fuller, and less damaged. I’ve tried multiple scents, and they all smell incredible. No dandruff at all when I use this stuff!"
Eric Coleman
"I Won’t Put Anything Else on My Beard"
"The scents? Phenomenal. The feel? Smoother than ever. And the new beard balm? YES. Just YES. Everyone needs this in their routine!"
Kevin Chapman
Hot Picks – Essentials You Need
🔥 Hot Picks
Bay Rum Beard Balm
$20.00
A smooth balm with spiced rum & citrus that softens, conditions & adds a light hold.
Bay Rum Beard Oil
$15.00
A classic barbershop-inspired oil with spiced rum & citrus for a fresh, timeless scent.
Bay Rum Starter Pack
$29.95
A 0.5oz oil & 4oz balm with spiced rum & citrus for a fresh, classic, barbershop-inspired scent.
Black Tie Beard Balm
$20.00
A smooth sandalwood & vanilla balm that softens, tames, and adds a refined finish.
Black Tie Beard Oil
$15.00
A smooth, refined blend of sandalwood & vanilla, delivering a premium beard oil experience.
Black Tie Starter Pack
$29.95
A 0.5oz oil & 4oz balm with sandalwood & vanilla to hydrate, tame & style with class.
Gunpowder & Lead Beard Balm
$20.00
Lemon, bay rum & sandalwood blend for a balm that styles & adds a bold edge.
Gunpowder & Lead Beard Oil
$15.00
Lemon, bay rum & sandalwood ignite this sharp, smoky oil with a bold citrus twist.
Gunpowder & Lead Starter Pack
$29.95
A 0.5oz oil & 4oz balm blending lemon, bay rum & sandalwood for a bold, smoky scent.
Lumberjack Beard Balm
$20.00
Rugged sandalwood & teakwood balm that locks in moisture & controls flyaways.
Lumberjack Beard Oil
$15.00
Sandalwood & teakwood create a rugged, woodsy beard oil that smells fresh and bold.
Lumberjack Starter Pack
$29.95
A 0.5oz oil & 4oz balm with sandalwood & teakwood for a rugged, woodsy, styled beard.
Rusty Cock Beard Oil T-Shirt
$34.00
Ultra-soft shirt repping Rusty Cock Beard Oil front and back. Built for loyal beardsmen.
Rusty Cock Ranch T-Shirt
$34.00
Soft, durable tee with Rusty Cock Ranch logos on front and back. Farm fresh, every time.
Saddle Up Beard Balm
$20.00
Cedar, bay rum & leather combine for a bold balm that smooths & strengthens.
Saddle Up Beard Oil
$15.00
Cedar, bay rum & leather combine in this bold oil for a beard as strong as the West.
Saddle Up Starter Pack
$29.95
A 0.5oz oil & 4oz balm with cedar, bay rum & leather for a bold, Western-inspired scent.
Sandalwood Vanilla Beard Balm
$20.00
A warm balm that hydrates, tames frizz & keeps your beard smooth & styled.
Sandalwood Vanilla Beard Oil
$15.00
A warm, smooth beard oil blending sandalwood & vanilla for daily sophistication.
Sandalwood Vanilla Starter Pack
$29.95
A 0.5oz oil & 4oz balm with warm sandalwood & vanilla to soften, tame & style.
Teakwood Beard Balm
$20.00
A bold, earthy balm that locks in moisture, fights frizz & holds your style in place.
Teakwood Beard Oil
$15.00
A bold, earthy oil infused with rich teakwood for a scent built for adventure.
Teakwood Starter Pack
$29.95
A 0.5oz oil & 4oz balm with bold teakwood to hydrate, control frizz & keep your beard fresh.
The Hunted Beard Balm
$20.00
Sandalwood, cedar & teakwood fuel this balm for a strong, tamed, and styled beard.
The Hunted Beard Oil
$15.00
Sandalwood, cedar & teakwood fuel this earthy beard oil—built for those who lead.
The Hunted Starter Pack
$29.95
A 0.5oz oil & 4oz balm fueled by sandalwood, cedar & teakwood for a strong, styled beard.
The Rusty Cock Box
$125.00
A weatherproof case with 3 top-selling oils & 2 balms. Always protected and ready to use.
Tobaccy Beard Balm
$20.00
A rich blend of tobacco, patchouli & vanilla to condition, shape & style your beard.
Tobaccy Beard Oil
$15.00
Sweet tobacco, patchouli & vanilla infuse this rich, nostalgic oil for a timeless scent.
Tobaccy Starter Pack
$29.95
A 0.5oz oil & 4oz balm blending sweet tobacco, patchouli & vanilla for a smooth finish.
Unscented Beard Balm
$20.00
A fragrance-free balm that hydrates, tames, and adds soft hold with zero scent.
Unscented Beard Oil
$15.00
A pure, fragrance-free beard oil that softens, hydrates, and tames with no added scent.
